Double Friday

When the week feels extremely long and and feels as if Thursday should’ve been, or felt like a Friday, giving you a Double Friday

“UGHhhh, I can’t believe it’s only Thursday it feels like a Friday. I’m gonna have a double Friday.”

by King Adren October 25, 2019

Double standard

Something that helps one person or group out and not another.

The reptilian boy girl was always listenened to by others when she described who she did feel comfortable around and didn't feel comfortable around, yet nobody else was listened to as to whether they felt comfortable around her. People gave her a benefit of the doubt males wouldn't get because she was female, and she capitalized on it, she played them with it. It was a double standard feminists would never mention, since they don't mention any that don't make themselves look disadvantaged and good at the same time in the public eye.

by The Original Agahnim September 3, 2021

Double Redungdant

When you try to flush poop, it goes down the hole in the toilet, only to pop back up to rest with the new water. Flush again, same result.

Hey girl. My (same) poop has performed an encore twice. It's being double redungdant.

by MarkTwainTheThird November 29, 2023

double the wage

life your life

"well, i think im ready to double the wage."

by such a goober August 3, 2024

Double-Triple

A dumb way of saying Sextuple.

I have a Double-Triple killstreak, noob!

by Noobinthetrash February 27, 2022

Double chum

Fucking a dude with Wendy’s sauce as lube

Jubba want to double chum

by John Kardinson April 27, 2022

Double barrel SNOTgun

It's when your nose is really stuffy and you simultaneously blow air really hard through each nostril, which might be enough to blast snot from both of them at the same time, projecting a scattered tapestry of snot onto whatever you happened to be aiming you face at. It can also be done unintentionally, such as when you sneeze really hard and manage to cover your mouth but it gets diverted to your nose, spraying particles every which way. Regardless it's pretty disgusting so make sure you use a damn tissue next time or if you don't have one sneeze into your sleeve.

"Oh well that's gross. That guy just fired his double barrel SNOTgun at his desk and now there's boogers everywhere."

"I was sitting in class and this guy behind me blasted the back of my head with a double barrel SNOTgun. Guess that explains why my nose is feeling a little stuffy and I feel a cold coming on. ACHOO!"

by Suckmytoes_77 September 26, 2023