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Helmet Warrior

A woman (or man) who only sucks the man's helmet during oral sex.
"Mate, did you get laid last night?" "No, this girl went down on me but she's a total Helmet Warrior. Didn't know what the hell she was doing"
by Jamie Gollerado-Bubba September 18, 2016
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basement warrior

Basement warrior is just like the dudes that live in their moms basement and wish that worked in games, but they don't because they're dumb.
Adam is a basement warrior and I wish I could get him fired.
by JeRkYtReaTs March 19, 2016
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spandex warrior

Men and women who don spandex uniforms and ride their bicycles along highways and other roadways with no bike lanes causing near accidents putting lives at risk so they can act like they are riding in tour de France
That p.o.s spandex warrior almost kill everyone in my car by having to drive into oncoming traffic to avoid hitting him.
by Spandex_Warrior_killer November 21, 2018
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Garlic warrior

This place is crawling with Garlic warriors......

Yeah, Paris is sadly not what it used to be
by Sandra99 March 21, 2018
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Little Warrior

The act of wiping ones cum under the eye of their partner whilst saying, “you are my little warrior”.
After cumming Dan wiped his cum under Megs eye while tenderly whispering, “you are my little warrior
by RougegingerJ December 31, 2019
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Covid-Warrior

This group of people look a lot like the simp, white knight, social warrior, etc.

These are people who normally don’t do much in their lives but that once confined in their homes (because of the Covid-19, Coronavirus), they will feel compelled to complete certain useless tasks that have never been done in their lives or that they will do on very few occasions throughout their lives. Or on the contrary, they will perform certain tasks many times when normally not.

They have too much time in front of them and they don’t know how to manage their time.

They are also way too positive about the situation even though they shouldn't.

We can describe this group as very irritating.
Look at this Covid-Warrior on his fifth walk in less than an hour. Normally he never walks outside.

My neighbour is a Covid-Warrior, he keeps saying that everything is going to be fine.

My 40-year-old aunt drew a rainbow with the sentence below “It’s going to be fine!”. She’s a Covid-Warrior.

My grandmother bought 50 packs of toilet papers. She emptied the entire store, she’s a Covid-Warrior.

This Covid-Warrior doesn’t stop sharing several publications of positive attitudes towards coronavirus on Facebook.
by Va-Chiier-Caliss April 6, 2020
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Wilfred Warrior

A very strange-looking cat who became famous after it showed up at Michael Rapaport's doorstep (or his mother's; it's kind of hard to tell). The foul-mouthed Rapaport began to dramatically freak out about the cat because of its bulging eyes and prominent overbite that makes him look very deformed and scary. Rapaport then posted the video of his reaction to the Internet, including a part 2 when the cat appeared once again.
"MA! THAT FUCKING CAT IS BACK AGAIN!"

And thus, Wilfred Warrior got his name.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 17, 2021
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