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Weiner

A WEINER IS A FUCKING HOT DOG YOU DIRTY MINDED MORONS!
by UltimateDoge June 16, 2022
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Chaz-Weiner

n(1). A person who lacks skill to do something
n(2). An item that is stupid
v(1). To do an action
n(1). Steve is such chaz-weiner that he can't even play Super Mario.
n(2). My airsoft gun is being a chaz-weiner.
v. Dude, Marko just chaz-weinered over that hole!
by Joshuel Boydee June 30, 2008
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Weiner shitzel

1. (v.) When a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis
2. (n.) The feces on a male's penis when a male engages in anal sex and the person being penetrated defecates on the male's penis
1. You fucking weiner shitzeled on my dick!
2. Look at all that weiner shitzel
by Rehehehehe May 13, 2023
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weiner

a long sausage that in put in two peices of bread
sometimes used to discribe a willy
wow thats a well cooked weiner
by perrytheplatapus_wastaken December 25, 2022
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Weiner-reefing

The act of pulling or tugging on one's penis with supreme or unseemly force.
Little Johnny spent the night weiner-reefing himself into a state of quadrapoligia.
by Greg P. H. January 13, 2008
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Weiner's Circle

Hot dog joint in Chicago known for the mutual double homicide combat between patrons and employees. I had gone there in 2012 and held my own with with the barbs as Poochie didn't cuss that day -- the CBS show The Great Indoors had a character brought in there unknowingly aware of the mutual woof ticket profanity thrown at each other as Poochie herself appeared on the episode (that would got past the censors if they had the real Poochie.)

If you're from Utah you might have your virgin ears reamed. What ever you do, for the love of God don't fucking ask for a Chocolate Shake and don't put ketchup on a hot dog in eye shot. If you don't believe me about the attitude; look up their twitter as they have the staff giving the bird.
Rockaway, New Jersey tourist in Chicago, "Where is somewhere around here to eat?"
Local -- if you can handle the mutual double homicide combat there's a hot dog joint called Weiner's Circle
Rockaway Tourist, "Okay I will check it out."
Walking in and orders a hot dog, then someone in the line orders a chocolate shake.

The tourist wishing she had some brain bleach as she heard them insult her with reference to a Nuclear Power Plant reference.
by illinoishorrorman January 21, 2018
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Weiner whiplash

When you see a really hot chick and it causes an erection so sudden that it bangs your weiner head against your zipper causing Weiner whiplash.
Hey man.....that chick have me a case of weiner whiplash.
by Dr.Doit August 26, 2020
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