(Verb) The act of weirdly walking slowly instead of running or jogging because one doesn't think about running. Usually only done in an effort to be humorous. Coined by Twitch streamer and Youtuber, Jschlatt.
Person 1:"Hey, Why are you Schlatt Walking?"
Person 2:"I got no sleep last night."
Person 1:"So just walk normally then."
Person 2:"I wanna Schlatt Walk though."
Spending 10+ hours travelling back from a week long transatlantic booty call... sitting on one of those little haemorrhoid do-nuts cos you're so sore economy seating just won't cut it.....
Look at that poor girl in the seat opposite, she walked on to the plane like John Wayne trailing two suitcases behind her... must be doing the ol' international walk of shame!