Canadian Tug

The act of an ice hockey player masturbating with his/her hockey gloves on.

Walked in on Yuri giving himself a Canadian Tug alone in the locker room.

by Pillsdb December 6, 2016

Tug n' Slug

When you dip a pair of balls in a freshly cummed in asshole and drag the balls across a persons face slowly.

He's gonna get Tug n' Slugged when he's gonna knock out.

by BV927 May 26, 2019

tugging the dragon

jerking off thats it its just wanking

i walked in on my son tugging the dragon today

by rotten.apples_ May 31, 2021

Quick Tug

Settling for a hand job

Netflix and chill ended with a quick tug.

by L0rdexp3ctati0n January 24, 2016

Bacon tug

Gay men utilise a gag reflex technique while enjoying anal sex. The receiver swallows a piece of bacon on a string, the giver pulls the string on the point of ejaculation so the receiver gags and clenches their ring piece to enhance the moment or even delay the spurt. Rarely used between heterosexual couples.

Aaron was about to cum and did the bacon tug, John crimped his ring so hard it clamped down tight on Aaron's cock.

by CountLippe February 11, 2021

Tallahassee Tug of War

When you're fucking a pregnant girl and you activate your vacuum penis. The fetus and your penis have a tug of war for supremacy inside her womb. If you win, you suck her fetus through your urethra and into your stomach, so it can be digested later for sustenance. If you lose, the fetus tears your dick off and you leave humiliated.

Wow man, I can't believe she let me hit her with the good old Tallahassee Tug of War.

by Stop Pooping January 21, 2024

Road Tug

Getting a H.J. while driving.

Guy 1: What did you guys do last night?
Guy 2: Well, for starters, she gave me a Road Tug on the way to the concert...

by Jeffhole October 1, 2011