tim paul

lax, lax, lax, lax, oh yea rosie o'donnel is the hero of tim paul, i love lesbians, or at least being a lesbian. common statements include "yea mark" "dude, neals not that bad" "your my boi". jack crawford is such a dick on the field man, oh hey mr crawford whats goin on can i give you a blow job. jk tim "your my boi" -jack

who wants to go to ihop

by the hog April 19, 2005

tim murphy

Slang term for smoking or hogging the pot.

You Tim murphyed that joint.

by dhuewedding January 14, 2014

Sad tims

A stupid/sarcastic way of saying "sad times"

Person1: so my neighbour's brother's friend's cat died yesterday
Person 2: sad tims

by boi42 May 28, 2018

Tim Paine

An Australian person who cry like babies. Can't catch the ball while keeping wickets. Once he said come to Gabba and rest is history.

I said to my childish and immature friend "Are you Tim Paine"

by MicahelClarke03 May 13, 2021

Saint Tim

a person thats as good as sirshibe

Saint Tim is as cool as sirshibe!

by XxzephandrigbbeaterxX January 20, 2021

tim armstrong

He's the lead singer and guitarist in Rancid, guitarist and back up voacals in the Transplants, ex guitarist and back up vocals of Operation Ivy. He used to be married to Brody Armstrong of the Distillers, and he has the hottest body I have ever seen.

If I was twenty years older and a famous punk, I would be all over Tim Armstrong.

by nogoodloser March 1, 2004

turning tim

When your hooking up with a girl and start jacking off... usually you turn slightly so she doesn't touch your penis by accident and catches you

I pulled a turning tim and jizzed all over her leg

by Watty June 9, 2004