thosens

a group of objects generally a short to long distance from the person using the term

thesens here are good, but thosens are better

by Johnny_tanker September 17, 2007

Trouser Disturbance

A general disturbance of the groinal area in mainly male humans due to one of the following:

1) Seeing a hot biatch

2) Doing too much weed
3) Getting priapism
4) Being weird
5) One word: Handkerbate

1) OMG that chick is sooo flamin' hot its maaajor trouser disturbance time

2) Duuuuude...i'm like soooo stoooned...hey whats that in my pants?

3) Ow! This trouser diturbance hurts the shit outta my d*ck

4) Ging gang gooolie woolie bonga bong-shaka-laka...oooh is that my little sausage getting up?

5) Ok i draw the line at giving an example for handkerbation. look it up on this site for f*cks sake!

by Blixmeister May 19, 2009

thuse

Muscle, Muscles, buffness, swollness

"Conan (the barbarian) tightens his steely thuse in anticipation of delicious bloodshed"

by OscarWao January 17, 2016

Trousers

This word is British, and in America are pants. However under British trousers, are pants - Thats how Brits and Americans get mixed up with what is what.

I wear trousers under my pants.

by Thomaslongnose May 21, 2016

trekal trousers

In other words mollasas trousers which could mean:
1.your pants are extremly sticky
2.your pants are sweet(awesome)
3.it is also an exlamation replacing phrases like tartar sauce

1. Gretta get yourself and your trekal trousers away from me.
2. Hey, Wes you have trekal trousers!
3. Aw, trekal trousers this sucks!!

by Bonnie Childers November 26, 2006

texas trouser

when a guy put his hand on his dick but before he starts masterbating he sholves his dick and hand into his sexual partner and then begins to masterbate

caleb: where do you masterbate chris
chris: in your mom
caleb: hows that possible
chris: I just texas trouser her

by Juicy Pelvis July 7, 2010

trouser jihad

Pronunciation:'trau-z&r / ji-'häd

Premature ejaculation.
Literally, 'exploding' in your pants.

Billy was all set for his big night with Sharon until he had a 'trouser jihad' and ran away sheepishly.

by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005