Paul Ryan

(Noun) A mixture of semen and tears.

She had Paul Ryan all over her and it was hilarious.

by Din of Inequity September 5, 2012

jake paul

Gay fucking cunt who sucks dick to get fucking views and cant make songs good so he cries him self to sleep every night

john: Hi max did you see that bad jake paul video?
max: yes now I have cancer

by Nimnex October 20, 2018

Jake Paul

A very stupid person!

you are Jake Paul, and you are very stupid!

by LordPeanut September 13, 2017

Paul Ryan

Verb: to fill something with foul, Taco Bell-esque excrement
Adjective: to be full of said excrement

My baby just Paul Ryaned her diaper, her diaper is Paul Ryan-y.

by warriorpooflinger August 30, 2012

Paul the Octopus

is a common octopus living in a tank at a Sea Life Centre in Oberhausen, Germany. The octopus is used as an animal oracle in an attempt to predict the results of football matches, usually international matches in which Germany is playing. Paul came to worldwide attention with his accurate predictions in the 2010 World Cup.

In Paul the Octopus' two year career he has successfully predicted 11 out of 13 matches. Meaning he has an 85% success rate.

by JPRaptor July 11, 2010

Uncle Paul

When someone tries to tell you they're your daddy, but they just aren't. They're like the weird fat awkward uncle that winks at you across the room.

Boy : I'm your daddy !

Girl: You're just Uncle Paul

by MamiJ July 4, 2017

Logan paul

A complete cringey waste of space and is gunna get banged by ksi on August 25th

Logan paul needs to be put down

by Tgf jay swingler August 9, 2018