Paper Boy

A boy that does the most for no reason other than attention. The reason they're called "Paper Boys", are because they're all about that "extra, extra, get it all here" bs.

Dude 1: *starts hyperventilating and doing to most.*
Dude 2: "bruh, stop being a paper boy."

by Littlepepsi March 17, 2020

Paper Billy

Noun: a person who's characterisitcs seem good on paper, but in reality are quite annoying.

ex: a sensitive man- on paper, he seems ideal, however, in reality he's a spoiled brat who lacks bravery.
Josh is a total paper billy!

by Bean January 27, 2004

Toilet Paper

Missing, Not able to be found;

Also used to describe Toilet Paper

Greg: Hey Criag, have you seen any toilet paper?
Craig: Nah Greg, its toilet paper
Both in unison: Damnit.

by TheRealHi April 9, 2020

Paper Neighbor

1. A Fiend
2. Insult
3. Annoying person
4. An asshole
5. Or all the above^

Me: Oh hey man
Person: Yo bro whattup?
Me: Shut up, you were being a paper neighbor last night
Person: Sorry :(

by IamAbanana6969 May 25, 2011

shakin paper

To not understand instructions and to continue to try and sift through the paper work, and come up with the same result over and over and over and over again. Then step away and try again.

My fucking crack head boss keeps making me sit there and start shakin paper with him. That shit don't work!

by Jeremiah Smith January 4, 2008

Paper Culture

Modern stationery company featuring baby announcements, baby shower invitations, birthday party invitations, holiday cards, photo cards, thank you cards, note cards, moving announcements & other custom stationery. All cards printed on 100% post consumer recycled paper.

Paper Culture is known for eco friendly modern stationery.

by zyzz February 2, 2010

Toilet Paper

An item used to wipe your ass that became extinct in 2020.

Bob: Hey you got any toilet paper?
Mike: What the fuck is that?
Bob: ...

by PotatoChickenman March 21, 2020