Paper Boy

A boy that does the most for no reason other than attention. The reason they're called "Paper Boys", are because they're all about that "extra, extra, get it all here" bs.

Dude 1: *starts hyperventilating and doing to most.*
Dude 2: "bruh, stop being a paper boy."

by Littlepepsi March 17, 2020

Hop Into My Futon

Inviting a girl/boy to have sex with you.

Guy 1: Bro, these seniors are bad.
Guy 2: Right, she can hop into my futon for real.

by Littlepepsi March 16, 2022

Tanner

The weird fag that lives across the street from you, and also seems to be winking at your brother. He goes to the beach with booty-tight pants, and attempts to kiss any guy that has a hint of homosexuality.

Guy: Stay away from Tanner, he tried to fuck the mailman

by Littlepepsi September 17, 2019

Plaza Middle School

A ratchet 757 school where fights happen once ever fifteen years, and when they happen, they only last thirty seconds before getting split up. The teachers treat you like failed abortions, and the gym locker room smells like Olive Garden salad. There's a lot of different cliques in this school, the Tik Tok thots, the horny men, the people that are supposed to be in high school, fat niggas, and a lot more. I swear I saw the lunch crawl across my table, and the "vegan" food they give us on Monday is trash. Even vegans eat something edible!

Guy 1: You've ever heard of Plaza Middle School?!
Guy 2: You mean that trash hole around the corner?

by Littlepepsi September 17, 2019

Got Receipts

When somebody pulls up info/ tea from the past when you contradict yourself.

Guy 1: I can't believe Jane got pregnant
Guy: 2 But didn't you get Mary pregnant last week
Guy 1: Damn boy, you got receipts!

by Littlepepsi September 28, 2019