A poker table where seasoned players can sit down and invest their money and, at the expense of inexperienced players (donkeys), realize gains that far exceed the ROI that can be found in the traditional stock market.
Guy 1: "Dude, where did you get the scratch to afford a flash car like that? You hit the lottery or something?!"
Guy 2: "Nope. This is what a 38% ROI will get you. Fuck the stock market, I invest in the donk market, beeotch!
Guy 2: "Nope. This is what a 38% ROI will get you. Fuck the stock market, I invest in the donk market, beeotch!
by TGW75 September 7, 2010
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Person one (typing): hey, check out the Butt (DONK) in the parking lot dude!
Person two (District manager typing in chat): Hey Person One, what exactly is a DONK??
Person three (typing in same chat): YEAH Person One... What IS a DONK???
Person One (TYPING Extremely embarrassed): oh... Uh... I was talking about a bad parking job out in the lot....
Person two (District manager typing in chat): Hey Person One, what exactly is a DONK??
Person three (typing in same chat): YEAH Person One... What IS a DONK???
Person One (TYPING Extremely embarrassed): oh... Uh... I was talking about a bad parking job out in the lot....
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