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scratch and sniff

someone who scratches their pussy, then smells it
eww there's scratch and sniff
by nhjjhn February 2, 2023
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Scratching one's ass

To be not aware of what is going on around you; to be lazy and negligent to jobs and chores that need doing around you; to be stood or sat around doing nothing
The bus driver was sat there scratching his ass ass everyone was running late to work

(Scratching one's ass)
by Jack Spank9049 August 18, 2023
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Cat Scratches

Usually used about self-harm cuts that either don't or barely break the skin.
Jack: "I accidentally cut way to deep last night, I think I saw the bone."

Jill: "oh my gosh, I hope you're okay. I can only do cat scratches."
by anonymous November 28, 2024
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Scratch The Kitty

Bro, chick I been dating just called and said it's time I scratch the kitty.
by Bono Wakler July 21, 2023
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Scratch and Sniff

A popular childhood game played in the West indies, commonly in Trinidad and Guyana, where 2 opponents face off against each other scratching anything from yuh batty to whatever can be found with the goal to trick your opponent into sniffing said thing you scratched.

(PLEASE REFRAIN FROM USING POWER TOOLS)
EH Bai, yuh want fuh play scratch and sniff? Alright, mi go scratch and yuh go sniff....3...2..1 GO!

"EH EH! Gyal yuh bamsey looking nice and fat, come leh we play scratch and sniff."
by LALBACHAN BALGOBIN September 18, 2019
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Vinyl Scratch

The pretty rave mare seen in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic who has 2 different color blue spiky mane and tail with the white coat, music cutie mark and signature alien like sunglasses who entertains all of Equestria with her Disc Jockeying.

She had a litter of 5 foals with Prince Little Money or L Money that naive young royal Stallion who simped over her but knocked her up with 5 little DJ's because they did drugs to get high & fuck together frequently doing lots of hot, sloppy, unprotected sex.
Vinyl Scratch must've been SO SORE after pushing out those 5 little foal bumps in the hospital, I heard she really slapped L Money hard after she was discharged... I saw him with a big black eye when they had the quintuplets at the park...
by Liams Bank July 2, 2025
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scratch the vinyl

When a guy tries to stick it in a girls ass, but she springs out of the bed and turns and gives him the stink eye. Scratching the vinyl is the sound that goes through the guys head, as when a record stops abruptly.
Everything was going great with Yolanda until i had to go scratch the vinyl. Now, I have no chance at hitting that again.
by timingway August 11, 2014
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