Russell is a guy you want to keep around. Russell's always cross the line but tend to get away with it because of their charm. Smooth like silk but sharp like a knife. Russell may stab you if you come for his partner or family. Russell's are meticulously clean around the house but do not be fooled. Russell can be clean, but when it comes to pranks, he plays dirty. Russell's are great lovers... Of many things. Russell tends to have many friends, but if you cross him you will not see him again.
Girl 1: That guy just insulted me, but something about him draws me in.
Girl 2: Ohhhhhh, that's my friend Russell. He's making moves.
Guy 1: That guy just punched me in the face!
Guy 2: Did you speak to his wife? Cause that's Russell.
Girl 2: Ohhhhhh, that's my friend Russell. He's making moves.
Guy 1: That guy just punched me in the face!
Guy 2: Did you speak to his wife? Cause that's Russell.
by applebottompeens April 8, 2024
Get the Russellmug. Greasy weirdo, terrible haircut, annoying as shit, autistic, little itty bitty jsn. There is always dandruff in his hair and is the most annoying friend in the group. Always looks at cheap poor dirtbikes because he knows he can't afford it. Bro could cut his hair and it would still be terrible, never showers, always opens lunchboxes and never buys food for IceyIce. Also has some sidequest ah friends like finn craigslist who picks his nose and looks like a golem. Also he takes baths
by RusselPlays November 27, 2023
Get the Russelmug. Griffin Russell is a great person loves everyone is very funny and sarcastic and can be inappropriate at time but that’s the best of him and loves his friends.
by Awesome kid 12345 April 23, 2018
Get the Griffin Russellmug. the guy that’s always sending snaps when you least expect it, likes steamy hot showers and talking to you all day, he makes time for you even when hanging out with the homies. Russell is SHREDDED MAN and cares about his body physique. He can be a big softy on the inside… and a tiny d. he loves playing baseball and basketball with the bros
by bbc EXTREME April 22, 2022
Get the Russellmug. Where is that Russell ball? He promised me a good time but stole the change out my purse and left me underwhelmed
by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024
Get the Russell ballmug. by pseudoscene June 16, 2020
Get the Russelmug. One of the best dog breeds in the world. A Jack Russell will protect a family better than a paid bodyguard. Jack Russells will fight raccoons and snakes just for joy, even the mailman won't be safe.
MAN 1: The mailman got his ass chewed by my Jack Russell yesterday. MAN 2: Don't you have a chain link fence? MAN 1: The dog jumped over it...
by LINDAMY April 10, 2025
Get the Jack Russellmug.