Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The act of kicking someone from an Xbox or PS4 party.

"BLAH BLAH HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LOL GUYS REVIVE ME I HAVE THE RAYGUN"
"Cinnamon Toast Crunch"

by juckoboi November 24, 2018

Crunch

It is the result of a stripper or woman dancing all night. It is made of Pubic hair, Sweat, and Dead skin. It is flaky, somewhat white, and reminds you of the crispy topping on an apple pie.

Dan, I want an apple pie. Let me dance with this girl all night so I can lick that freshly made crunch.

by Inok09 September 7, 2016

Maltene crunch

Derived from Maltene, an enzyme found in cured asphalt, Maltene crunch is the crunchy snack version of crumbled asphalt.

Man, I'm starving. I could really use a handful of Maltene crunch to hold me over until dinner.

by SpiritOfTrish May 16, 2023

Commander Crunch

What you call someone when their timeframe for a task is 6-10 months

How is it Commander Crunch hasn’t been fired yet? What a useless sack of shit.

by Flop the beat April 3, 2020

Cooter Crunch

The act of hitting a female in their genital area

“Owww why’d you cooter crunch me”
“You pissed me off”

by Pb an j April 1, 2024

crunch bump

The two ticks up in volume you do on a tv, computer, or other audio source when you're eating a crunchy food so you can still hear it.

"I was watching The Big Bang Theory and opened a bag of pretzels, so I had to crunch bump the volume."
"I know exactly what you mean! But dude, I didn't know you watched The Big Bang Theory. We can't be friends anymore, sorry."

by shmek October 26, 2017

Crunch

to get in some where

I crunched into her dms.

by crunchyaaaaaa November 14, 2017