Thomas Sanders

A precious cinnamon roll that we must protect at ALL costs. I don't care if you die, as long as my gay disney prince lives. Of course, he shares a lot of his fame with his... sides. We love them just as much. Say hi to Virgil, Patton, Logan, Roman, Janus, Remus, and of course, Remy. Remy is chaotic and we're here for it. GIVE US MORE OF HIM THOMAS.

The one and only Thomas Sanders: Ok guys! We're coming out with a new Sanders Sides video, anyone have ideas?
Virgil: make a list of all the ways to die
Roman: Okayy...
One: dazzled by my stunning beauty
Two: Fainted because I was just too perfect and hit your head on a table
Three: Got distracted checking me out and ran into a chainsaw
Patton: Whoa there kiddos! Let's not go running into any chainsaws, alright? Virgil, get back here. I mean it. No. NO. GET AWAY FROM THAT.
Logan: Well, logically, there shouldn't be any chainsaws in the general vicinity of Thomas's house, there's simply no reason for one to be- OH HOLY CROFTERS VIRGIL GET AWAY FROM THE CHAINSAW
Remus: *cackling, running around with a massive chainsaw* FUCK Y'ALLLLLLL
Deceit: Remus you absolute goddamn idiot, get back here and give me that
Remy: ...
gonna
go
grab
some
coffee
...
BE BACK NEVER!
Thomas: *whispers* what is happening???

by sparrow system May 23, 2020

Thong

20th Century word for Sandals.

I picked up a couple thongs at the Shoe Store and I'm going to wear them to the pool tommorow.

by Thongsz September 4, 2012

Thoosie

A roller coaster enthusiast who is realllly into roller coasters. Like, never fucked a pussy-level nerdom. Can often be spotted obsessing over non-important aspects of roller coasters, amusement parks, and entertainment industry, wearing cargo shorts, park pins, and a handheld digital camera. Fury 325, Steel Vengeance, and Orion shirts are also popular.

Damn, that Thoosie could only talk about his coaster count while waiting in line.

by CoasterFarce June 16, 2021

Thomas Woodhall

A thomas woodhall means to be a failure to mates. Too Come clubbing and not dance. Too have a life with only one commitment...the wife

A thomas woodhall is choosing the girls over the boys

by Clarance pencil face September 30, 2008

Ocean of Thongs

The 99 cent bins filled with thongs that are present in Rue 21 stores nationwide. Also, an alternate name for Rue 21 itself, due to these notorious hoardes of thongs.

Say, did you see Mel's new thong? She has purchased it at the Ocean of Thongs!

by The Fiend March 7, 2004

Did It Feel Good Though

Some dumb thing Ricegum said to a rape victim.

Victim: The moment......it really still haunts me.
Ricegum: Yo, did it feel good though?

by BrolbyIsBetterThanBrikey November 15, 2017

Thomas

Procrastinating hard af

He has been doing a Thomas for over a year now.

by LilCornichon March 4, 2019