squeegle

A type of hug that involves first squeezing the recipient, followed by a short pause, then a rapid and somewhat violent jiggling back and forth.

I haven't seen her in a while, and she almost broke my neck with that squeegle.

by Joyful913 September 6, 2007

squeeg

A high class brand of flying saucer, like a ferrari in car terms.

My other ship's a squeeg.

by mousier bonjour February 3, 2003

speed squeeze

A super quick dump. Brought on by one of two methods: Either you eat a lot of Mexican food, or you can grease your bum before you start for faster poop completion.

Guy: I took a speed squeeze today.
Boy: You mean you were constipated?
Guy: No, I used Vaseline to make it go by faster.

by Walker Watson July 28, 2006

boner squeeze

when a girl takes our cock sucks it till you cum then she takes the cum and puts it up your ass

dude that girl gave me such a boner squeeze last night im still dripping

by jessica bonerface December 2, 2009

chocolate squeegee

The act of squirting diarrhea while one is in the shower, then pushing the feces toward the drain with one's foot.

Jake: Aaron had to do a chocolate squeegee on Woodrow's shit this morning.
Alex: That's awesome, but why are Aaron and Woodrow showering together?

by Flannel Jake January 16, 2011

squeemer

Peeing in the females butt during intercourse

Haha, Man! I can't believe you gave her a squeemer!

by BD200 August 3, 2007

squeelers

Usually teenage girls (but other people do it too) that scream with a high-pitched sound in appreciation (they go squeeeel).

You can usually hear them in theaters showing Twilight, conserts with the Jonas Brothers and other stuff with similar fanbases.

Dude, I walked past this huge crowd of people around Justin Bieber and it was full of squeelers. I still can't hear properly...

by thelinx March 27, 2010