A type of fetish, usually recorded on video, where in a person sits in a pie and wiggles around in it for another person's pleasure. A common derivative of the squat cobbler is the crybaby squat, which involves crying when squatting the cobbler.
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by Rainbowbandit July 15, 2016
Get the Squat cobbler mug.1. An unexpected situation or circumstance.
2. A big reaction to a surprise or unexpected situation.
3. Trying to scare or surprise someone.
2. A big reaction to a surprise or unexpected situation.
3. Trying to scare or surprise someone.
That jump scare made me scream! I totally squantched out.
I didn't see you there! You squantched me.
I saw you hiding there. You Squantching me?
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I didn't see you there! You squantched me.
I saw you hiding there. You Squantching me?
surprise scary unexpected
by Vapegangxx420 May 15, 2016
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Jillwyn is such a squat mattress, I heard she slept with all the guys at every squat just to have a man to keep her safe, so just like a actual squat mattress everyone got their turn, u don't want her scabies
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