Slurp

An online slang word to describe happiness. Often used when greeting someone and just something to say when you have nothing else to say.

friend one~ slurp, hi
friend two~ hewoooo!

by TAMEROFFICIAL May 21, 2019

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Slurgndur

When you’re too drunk to say yes or no or maybe or fuck off or I’m horny or I’m hungry you say slurgndur

“Hey Matt wanna blackout even though you’re already shitfaced?”

“Slurgndur”

by GWBushDid420 May 27, 2019

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A type of STI Sexually Transmitted Infection that can cause a myriad of symptoms that can lead to heart failure.
They include chest discomfort, reddening of nether regions, nausea, indigestion, severe rash, heartburn, stomach pain, dizziness, throat or jaw pain, being easily exhausted, sweating, and arrhythmia.

Note: Symptoms similar to those of a heart attack and/or stroke.

Doctor: I'm afraid you've contracted Slurmitus...
Patient: Really? Is there a vaccine?
Doctor: I'm sorry but as of now a successful vaccine does not exist.

by Dr. Sanders MD Inter. Medicine June 4, 2019

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shlurp

Basically, it is a slurpee. I used this word in asking to have one. Maybe you would use it as a short form, or just a funny word. In this example:

"Can I have a shlurp shlurp, Kailey? Kaitlynn asked.
"No, you can't hav a shlurp shlurp from Circle K." Kailey shot back.

by yeeyee.uraraka June 24, 2019

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Shlurk

An awkward but really funny catchphrase people use to get girls.

*Markus was at the dance and he saw Jennifer, the hottest girl in 11th grade, so he came up and decided to use a shlurk*
Markus: is there a fire in here?
Jennifer: What? I don’t feel any heat.
Markus: because Captain California had drank a gallon of water today!
Jennifer: *Laughing her ass off* we should start dating

by Theory42 June 27, 2019

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