Sphinx Max

This is a maneuver where one lays atop a girl while shaping your body like a sphinx.

I sphinx maxed my girl at the bar and got called a rapist.

by righthere123 October 23, 2023

Sphinx Shitting

When you shit in a yoga pose

I heard doing Sphinx Shitting relaxes your sphincter

by Seriouslywhohasthatname November 8, 2023

spinch

To mentally and physically destroy someone

(roast battle)
man: you smell like shit (beats the shit out of other guy)
some spectator: damn he just got spinched!

by spinch boy November 14, 2023

spinched

to be mentally and physically destroyed

(arguing)
guy 1: i fucked your mom
guy 2: your gonna regret that you bitch
(fighting)
guy 1: (super punch)
(guy 2 is knocked out)
spectator: damn that guy just got spinched!

by spinch boy November 15, 2023

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow is a sentence with every letter in the alphabet in it and is objectively cooler than 'the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog'

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

by JokesWithFriends February 25, 2024

Sphinx cat

more commonly know as "the naked cat", Sphinx cats are know for their disturbing lack of hair...AT ALL

You: Urgh whats that fugly looking thing

Me: Oh! Thats a sphinx cat

by CoolotakuB) May 9, 2024

Sphintitius

A term used to describe a profound physiological or psychological state of tension characterized by an involuntary tightening or clenching response, typically triggered by moments of extreme stress, fear, or heightened anticipation. This condition can manifest physically, as in the reflexive tightening of muscles under pressure, or metaphorically, representing an emotional or mental freeze where an individual feels unable to act, decide, or respond effectively due to overwhelming external or internal factors. Sphintitius can occur in a wide range of scenarios, from sudden confrontations and high-stakes decision-making to moments of personal vulnerability or public performance, symbolizing the body's and mind's acute response to perceived challenges or threats.

During the tense negotiation, he felt a wave of sphintitius take hold, making it almost impossible to maintain his composure and articulate his points clearly.

by kdlscn December 23, 2024