Simpson University

Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.

Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.

by SUAdmissionsTeam October 20, 2017

Simps of the Round Table

Simps of the Round Table is a group of Simps that all are chasing the same women.

Not again! Their goes the Simps of the Round Table following Charli again.

by Pizza Time!!! January 15, 2020

Simpstigator

A person who is on the lookout for simps. Addresses any activity relating to be a simp

Man Kevin was on Jesse about being a simp, must be a simpstigator

by Da Fiends February 10, 2020

Simpson

Person with simp heritage.

Other instances are O'simp and MacSimp

" The names James, James Simpson, M'lady, "

by Big Simp March 27, 2020

simpydogg

A young, handsome young man, capable of simping to any woman.

Jon: yo, what's up SIMPYDOGG!
SIMPYDOGG: Sup

by SIMPYDOGG April 10, 2020

Simps

Twitch staff

Person 1: Ayo did you here about Alinity getting banned?
Person 2: yeah but she got suspended for less than a week.
Person 1: Wtf Twitch mods are a bunch of simps.

by whats 1+1 🤔 April 28, 2020

simpshame

Judging someone for who they simp for, especially if their simping is weird.

"Dude, you can't thirst over your science teacher, they're twice your age."
"Don't simpshame me."

by Tehtrueblooky September 3, 2020