Simplisynchronology

The intuitive knowledge that ALL is simple when in sync with the perspective of chronology; understanding of the simple fact that...TIMING is everything.

Live in the moment. Give love. It is simplisynchronology in all it's grandeur....think on it.

by KimMACKY June 8, 2011

Simplicated

Complex simplicity

Cars these days are so fucking simplicated

by Steinbrenda December 21, 2019

Simpling

The person you simp for.

Simpling is a gender neutral term used to describe the Person you have fallen in love with.

"I have a big crush on Harry, he is my simpling."

"Everyone loves Emma, that girl is a real simpling."

by Emily Treeshit May 7, 2021

shimpling

Using a web site of dubious academic rigour to back up an argument.

I knew Phil was shimpling when he backed up an argument about UFOs with a reference to Art Bell's site.

by Dr.Funkalicious November 3, 2005

Simplenomics

1. The science of production, distribution, and consumption of goods and services, totaling no more than $100.

2. Economics on an extremely simple scale.

"You see Tyler's soda business he's got running out of his backpack? Kid pulls in about $50 a week. A real testament to modern simplenomics."

by Cpt Dick Danger January 13, 2009

Similimug

A face that resembles other faces. A common face. (Derog: generic face.) A 'you look familiar' face. A 'have I seen you somewhere before?' face. Derived (probably) from similitude.

Megan: 'Have we met before?'

Stranger in bar: 'No, I have a similimug.'

Megan: 'That figures.'

by Bleypunkt April 28, 2009

Simple Willy

to get a blowjob from a random girl. straight blowjob, no bullshit. not a good on nor a bad one just a plain ol' blow j. use when needed but the meaning is changed when you talk to the girl who gives said blowjob for more then a couple weeks. you canot tell your friends you plan on getting a simple willy otherwise it isnt a simple will at all.

Steve- "hey frank did you hook up with that chick last night?"

Frank- "yeah dude she gave me a simple willy"

Steve- "you son of a bitch thats random"

Frank- "i know"

by duckfudger October 11, 2011