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When EC2 Spot, Amazon's spare capacity compute at a discount, switched from bidding to max price. Cost-per-hour and instance interruptions both got smoother. Spot users were, and still are, as smooth as possible. Coined by an appreciative (and marginally hilarious) customer.
After The Smoothening, EC2 Spot customers saved even more on their cloud computing without even trying.
by daSteveCo June 10, 2021
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Smoothiral

A person who flirts with you so smoothly that they might as well be drinking a smoothie.
Jim: everyday is a date with you, ooo that was smoother than a smoothie.
Pam: damn you really are a smoothiral!
by gangstouille September 28, 2021
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smoothie queef

when your smoothie blasts out the bottom of your straw, making a juicy queef sound
that was such a voluptuous smoothie queef sound that came out
by bloodyrapscallion September 30, 2021
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Smoothie

When you hit the dab pen and the blunt at the same time.
*blunt in the rotation*

"yo hand me the dab pen . I'm bouta hit a smoothie"
by ERAUVirginityclub March 20, 2022
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smooth like crinimal

you've been hit by, you've been hit by, a "smooth like crinimal"
dam, he "smooth like crinimal"
everyone loves joe
by urbouluvsurman April 12, 2022
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simotainpheselesactnormfeeosis

"I have simotainpheselesactnormfeeosisphoba :/"
"Zac Efron."
"HELP ME HELP HELP HELP HELP ME HES COMING"
by Binocularsc April 14, 2022
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Smooth Criminal

The Gigachad position used to solve the problem caused by the combo of pissing and having a boner. Only achievable after 1000+ hours of life playing time and after getting the "no splasher on the edge" achievement
Man, i couldn't hold myself, got to the bathroom and had to pullout the smooth criminal. Risky play, but worked out.
by Redskyn August 17, 2022
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