Short Hills

short hills is the hottest place on the planet. its gorgeous, hilly, woody, and mansions totally consume the place. 90% of the town is jewish. JAP, (jewish american princess), is a common everyday term, because the truth is, we're filthy rich. We wear all designer clothing from designer boutiques, drive around town in our mercedes, smoke tons of pot, and get crunk every weekend at parties. Our mall, The Mall at Short Hills, is freaking famous. Kids in short hills to to Millburn High, one of the top schools in new jersey. At least 10% of all graduates go to ivy league schools. Parents are top business executives and make 500,000 bucks a year. It's short hills, dont hate us, cause our daddies can outbuy ur houses and use them as garages.

ppl from neighboring towns; "OMFG, do you see what those short hill girls and guys are wearing?"

short hills ppl;"Welcome to Short Hills, bitch."

Short Hills by lorita salls July 16, 2008

Short king 

The best of men, most of whom end up becoming ruthless dictators.

The short king invaded the neighboring lands

Short king by Elshort November 1, 2022

Short Stack 

the most bestest band in Australia,

consisting of the most bestest people:
- Shaun Diviney
- Andy Clemmensen
- Bradie Webb
If you really dont like them then go look at their GOLD album "Stack Is The New Black" and tell me that they are still shit.
if you really dont like them go tell it to their face!
i stick up for the awesome

person 1: why do you even like that band short stack? i mean they suck and they are talentless!!
person 2: well are you still prepared to call then suckish if i say that they got a GOLD record for Stack Is The New Black?
person 1: they did what?
person 2: thats right!
person 1: OMG! they must be awesome

Short Stack by Short Stack Lover June 15, 2010

Short Stack 

the most awsome and hottest rock band from newcastle

shaun: vocals, guitar, song writter
andy: bass, backup vocals - otherwise known as the hot one
bradie:drums


they sing those really awsome songs drop dead gorgeus and shimmy a go go!

fan1: eh have u heard of that band short-
fan2: YES SHORT STACK THEY ARE THE SEX!

Short Stack by that sexy wild hot wanker October 17, 2008

short hills

Like Westport Short Hills is ultra-white and rich. There are more Jews in this town than Israel, and not a single black person. The parties here are as many as they are lame, and the cops, since nothing goes on, sit on their asses, eat donuts, and bust up parties like there's no tomorrow. Every kid in Short Hills thinks they're so punk it's ridiculous, and half the kids own a skateboard and don't even attempt an ollie. They just want to look cool.

Short Hills is the toxic waste of America.

short hills by Michael Schletter June 17, 2005

Short Arm Syndrome

Short Arm Sybdrome (also known as S.A.S) refers to a person with short arms. Not abnormally short arms just generally short arms. Usually associated with Short Everywhere Syndrome; refering to a short person. Agian not an abnormally short perosn just short.

I can't reach it I suffer from SAS, Short Arm Syndrome.
When a persons arms are just to short to reach something.
If someone is discribing someone and says "they were short, about your hieght actually." You probally have Short Arm Syndrome.

Short Arm Syndrome by KottonMouthQueen17KMK February 10, 2008

short bus 

What normal people may call.

THE RETARD ROCKET.

Did you see the retard rocket go down the hill, no wonder why they're dumb....they hit so many cars.

short bus by Submerge October 3, 2003