Shopping Shart

unexpected, extra wet leakage during gas expulsion while shopping

Did you see that stain on Chris's pants when he was walking out of the store? He must be shopping sharting again.

by No shoes, no shirt, no sharts. June 16, 2012

Shart Warning

Heightened probability of a shart attack (i.e. wet-fart incident).

After 5 pints of Guiness and 2 bean burritos, Bob issued a "shart warning".

by sweet_thang October 4, 2012

Shit shart

When you fart and it's not a fart. We're not talking skid-marks, there's a 3-inch lump of shit in your boxers! Usually a side effect of a Big Mac.

I went to McDonald's and had me a Big Mac. About 30 seconds later, my insides were feeling kinda funny. I drove home speeding at like 200 kilometers an hour. I fumbled my keys tryna unlock the fucking door, thinking "please let me get inside." I farted the second I got inside, but it felt like more than just a fart. I waddled like a penguin to the bathroom, and there was this 3-inch turd in my boxers. A 3-inch piece of fucking green slimy shit made it's way in to my boxers! Shit shart, I thought.
After wiping, I experienced diarrhea.

by Jeffy12345 January 26, 2021

Jumped the Shart

Jumping the Shark is when a show reaches its creative peak. However, jumping the shart is when a show already jumped the shark, and somehow gets even shittier than it already has.

Family Guy jumped the shark long ago back in Season 3, then jumped the shart in season 5.

by microsoftwindowsvista March 19, 2021

Shart Masala

A unique delicacy served in ancient times to members of royalty, secret society and wealthy individuals.

Bro, that shart masala at Baji's house was so delicious. I brought my wheelbarrow and asked for a fill up so I can share this mouth watering dish with my bhai's yarrrrrr

by AuthenticBhai_420 February 24, 2020

C-Shart

An alternate way to say "C-Sharp" (The programming language).

The naming is derived from the word "Shart" (shitting and farting simultaneously) and is typically used by soyboys that cannot handle OOP or think C-Sharp is Java 2.0.

Man, I hate OOP. C-Shart sucks so much.

by Big fuggin Tony November 8, 2023

i sharted

meaning that you have shat splatters all over your pants its commonly used in ireland

i've sharted me self or i sharted myself

by Green for MEMES June 28, 2022