main screen turn on 

all your base are belong to us

main screen turn on

main screen turn on by kaitlyn October 28, 2003

flat screen 

flat chested; small boobs; very small breasts

Im a guy and i have bigger tits than her, dude shes a total flat screen.

flat screen by georgey satters October 24, 2012

main screen turn on 

A Phrase from the popular old old game named "Zero Wing" This saying is what a confused spaceship captain says in the english version because the translation was bad. This is also where "All your base are belong to us" comes from. If you are a nerd, you know this already.

When you get invaded by a Weird Creature and need to turn on your screen for some reason with voice command, this will be commical.

main screen turn on by Froth. October 28, 2003

smoke screen 

n. also known as a cop cleaner, "smoke screen" is the term used to describe a speeding vehicle that one follows at a distance and uses as a shield against pesky law enforcement. (May also be used as a verb)

"Ah a fresh smoke screen. Thank goodness, I was running behind."
"Man, I totally smoke screened those cops back there."

smoke screen by chagrin94 September 19, 2005

vajeen screen 

A photograph of a vagina, primarily in reference to one viewed on a mobile phone or computer.

Dude, somebody needs to tell Jenny to stop sending vajeen screens to every guy she meets.

vajeen screen by MoosyMarinara October 23, 2017

Steroid Screen 

Another phrase, often derogatory, for an IMAX screen in a movie theater.

Inception, Chris Nolan's latest movie, is destined to play at the steroid screen.

Steroid Screen by hnt523 November 5, 2009

Offensive Screen looker 

Or more commonly, Screen looker.

When a person looks on your screen in Splitscreen Multiplayer and deliberately kills you.

I was hiding in the perfect spot... But he's an Offensive Screen looker so found me and killed me!

Offensive Screen looker by CH4OS October 5, 2011