Scratch in the dent

An optimistic way to look at a bad situation in an even bigger, bad situation

Jared has just received a parking ticket, but got dumped earlier in the day, “Just another scratch in the dent”

by Bella Eyelash October 15, 2025

Lenton scratch

The art of rubbing one’s pussy on a man’s leg

Example 1
Girl 1: “I got that aussie itch baaaaaad today, my bf was too tired to jeet”
Girl 2: “girl you need a good old fashioned lenton scratch”

Example 2
Girl 1: “Had the best time of my life last night lenton scratching all over James’ leg“
Girl 2: “wow did he enjoy it too?”
Girl 1: “he was asleep.”

by joep_cfc November 6, 2025

scratch n' sniff

The process of scratching your butt hole and taking a big ol' sniff.

Dude 1: Ew! Did you just scratch n' sniff?
Dude 2: Sure did. Smelt good too.

by beter68 November 6, 2025

Captain Scratch Balls

The person on the phone kept scratching their balls all day. You call them Captain Scratch Balls,

Captain Scratch Balls, are you the boss or what?

by shailockbear November 8, 2025

Captain Scratch Balls

Someone scratching their penis because it's itchy or they're experiencing pleasure from stroking or caressing.

Captain Scratch Balls: Scratching your penis when you have pleasure from being caressed and stroked.

by shailockbear November 13, 2025

Scratch talker

A person who keeps messing up a word everytime they type something

Shingo: Stfu Jakarter, you speak like a scratch talker you chudling. Dont make me imalgaforph you into getting jimmy’d until you go fuck your self and slepe with the agentes, you WILL and CAN get cancelled."

by darkshadow0708 November 13, 2025

Scratch

An popular website that is made to introduce kids to coding. You can find it on scratch.mit.edu

Are you aslo on Scratch? If yes, can you tell me your username so I can follow you?

by #Bogdan# November 25, 2025