Scissor Lyft

Want to chick picks up another chick on her motorcycle to give her a ride.

I can come by and give you a scissor Lyft too where you need to go.

by Abuchspics December 20, 2020

scissor froth

The frothy substance created when two overweight females scissor vigorously.

That scissor froth was so thick I could eat it with a spoon.

by Gingerbones January 23, 2018

Acorn Scissoring

When a man rubs his chode against a woman's vagina in a mating position.

"I've heard that couple were acorn scissoring last night."

by TomMchandy January 30, 2024

rock, paper and scissors

an eighth of crack (rock), a stash of money (paper), and a pair of looseys (scissors). Basically just a few things to make yourself feel like you are top dog, either way you win. but if you have all three of these things simultaneously then you're the man 'round dis bitch...

i was asked if i wanted to go to dave and buster's with my friends i told dem no i gotta play rock, paper and scissors for the whole day dey didn't know wtf i was talkin bout so dey just said i was lame but when dey seen me smokin a couple newports wit da gwap in my pocket dey were da ones feeling like assholes.

by ogdajuiceman June 18, 2010

Scissoring

It only happens when Daddy Ass is in the house!

Daddy's ass was scissoring some pink shirts!

by Lost snowman October 5, 2022

MOTHER SCISSORER

It is the opposite of mother fucker, because women don't fuck technically. They scissor each other!

She is a mother scissorer

by keeeeeeethannnnnnnnnnn March 11, 2025

The East Honduran Scissor ritual

Potentially the most grotesque sexual activity of all time, first the man (if not previously) circumcises himself and uses the foreskin blood as lube. If ashes are in reach proceed to grab those and rub gently over the female waist. Then grab a matchstick and set her on fire. Use the lazy fireman to put the fire out and then break temporarily. After everything settles you need to give yourself an Indian sunburn on your cock. This redness should translate to heat so when inserted in the vagina it should make the woman unpleasantly moan. Which causes the final ejaculation to take place. Lastly, to clear the scene use traditional methods and use Epsom salts to clean off the burns.

Jen : can you remind me how to do The East Honduran Scissor ritual please?

by Crack15 September 2, 2019