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House scalper

Term used by leftist and anti-landlord movement that equates landlordism with ticket scalping (buying up concert tickets and reselling them, which can be banned or illegal). The term intends to point out how many people are against people buying up tickets, but often don't think the same way about a far more important issue, the housing market.
Fifty new houses in the city have just been bought up by that shipping magnate. He's a total house scalper.
by Mayor Me April 15, 2022
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The southward head snapper

the girl is hanging by her knees from a chin up bar as she suck you off and you eat her out (like an inverted 69). as she reaches her orgasm, her legs come up causing her to slip off the bar. As she dose this with nothing to grab on to she instinctively clenches her teeth down on your dick, biting the head off you cock then proceeds falling to crack scull open.
you- dude, me and my girlfriend had to go to the hospital last night after our inverted 69 sesh.

friend- wait you mean.

you- ya the southward head snapper
by TropicHoliday November 25, 2011
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scrapper

a badass kind of guy who gets into a lot of fights
Man dude Jim was a hell of a scrapper at the hockey game.
by Christopher Wayland February 18, 2005
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flap slapper

by borat_is December 9, 2008
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box slapper

A woman who likes to rub uglies with another woman.
She's a box slapper.
by I love box slappers! May 21, 2009
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JC Slapper

JC Slapper refers to the Welsh Light Heavyweight boxer, Joe Calzaghe.

JC refers to Joe Calzaghe's initials while Slapper describes his style of fighting. Instead of throwing punches like a man with a closed fist he "slaps" while apparently effective, it still makes him a pussy.

JC Slapper, while holding a record of 46-0, his record is highly padded and very protected.
JC Slapper fighting 40 year olds does not make him an All Time Great
by southpaw447 September 28, 2009
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rump swapper

Derogatory slang for homosexual males referring to their promiscuous habits.
"Hey man, did you see Chris take another dude home? That homo is a rump swapper
by inbreed88 May 5, 2018
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