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Rubber Plant IQ

Someone with the wit of a rubber plant, thus as smart as an inanimate object.
Person 1: You've got rubber plant IQ.
Person 2: *licks a doorknob*
Rubber Plant IQ by Izn't No More November 28, 2022

rubber trim

When a young man tosses the salad of an older man whos skin has become rubbery with time.
I heard that new guy Andy replaced the bosses rubber trim last week
rubber trim by T-mun E February 6, 2023

Rubber Band

To ask for a Rubber Band, is to offer to have sexual intercourse with someone. to give someone a Rubber Band is to have sexual intercourse with them.
She asked him for a Rubber Band. He gave it to her.
Rubber Band by UBP55 May 31, 2023

rubber check 

Da "pre-fun" inspection between da legs of a lust-crazed stud dat a teenage girl's parent performs to see if said eager male lover is wearing a condom.
Unless you're gonna stay and actually monitor da vigorous bouncy-bouncy between your "little pumpkin" and her main squeeze, doing a "rubber check" beforehand would be about as "worthless" as a latex-sheet financial instrument, since da warm-and-moist-love-tunnel-craving guy could just "hop off da Trojan horse's saddle" --- i.e., slip his love-pipe out of its "raincoat" --- just as soon as yer back is turned.
rubber check by QuacksO August 9, 2023

rubber balloon break 

When a girl is doing the hanky panky and the condom breaks
That girl is taking a rubber balloon break

There’s a party in my tummy so yummy so yummy