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Square Rooter 

Somebody who only looks out for themselves. They will do whatever they have to do, to make sure they come out on top. They will hurt anyone in the way. It always comes back to themselves winning.
Tommy, wouldn't train with the guys cuz he said his truck needed repair, so he would stay back and fix the truck while his boys sweat in the 100+ degree summer training. Tommy really square rooted his way out of this one.

Fritz doesn't like to work on holidays. So he calls in sick weeks before and stays out the whole time. He thinks because he does it 2 weeks prior that he has more ground to stand on, but everyone knows he was gonna do that because he's a square rooter.
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"Will work for a root at RootZoo"
RootZoo by krzyfilipino12 July 1, 2008
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Rootflage 

The act of camouflaging your roots
I need to Rootflage my hair
Rootflage by The law June 23, 2019

Pecker Rooter 

This is a variation of the short song, "Peter Rooter" that appeared on the audio-only album, "Los Cochinos" from 1973.
Hey there swingin' bachelors
Tired of that steady drip
Drip, drip of gonorrhea?
Then Pecker Rooter might be just what you've been waiting for

Pecker Rooter, that's the name♪
♪You just flush your troubles♪
♪Down the drain♪
♪Rotten Pecker, rotten pecker, rotten pecker♪
Pecker Rooter by Telephony September 30, 2014

Pecker Rooter 

This is a variation of the short song, "Peter Rooter" that appeared on the Cheech & Chong audio-only album, "Los Cochinos" from 1973.
Hey there swingin' bachelors
Tired of that steady drip
Drip, drip of gonorrhea?
Then Pecker Rooter might be just what you've been waiting for

Pecker Rooter, that's the name♪
♪You just flush your troubles♪
♪Down the drain♪
♪Rotten pecker, rotten pecker, rotten pecker♪
Pecker Rooter by Telephony October 1, 2014

Roots Manuva 

Rodney Smith AKA Roots Manuva was brought up in Stockwell, South London, a son of humble Jamaican parents. Smith found a love for black british musicians and hip hop, particularily influenced by Rakim and recorded his debut in 1994 and since then has produced many hugely popular albums and songs inluding "Where my mind is at" and "Fingerprints of the gods" with DJ Skitz, "Witness (1 Hope)" and his chilled anthem "Dreamy days". His groundbreaking album "Run come save me" is rated as the 1,066th best selling CD on Amazon.co.uk (compare this to 2Pac's 2,238 rank for his greatest hits album)
Taskmaster burst the bionic zit splitter,
Breakneck speed we drown ten pints of bitter,
we lean all day and some say that ain't productive,
could that depend upon the demon that you're stuck with?
'cos right now, I see clearer than most,
I sit here contented with this cheese on toast
Roots Manuva by reiiiii December 11, 2004

The Roots 

The most amazing, groundbreaking, & innovative band in Hip-Hop today. One of the only groups of all Genre's that bless the fans with an even better album then the last with each new release. The band evolves and innovates every step of the way.
The band's latest release Game theory is the 7th release and the best one yet. For true fans of the group the flava' at times seems to touch back on Things Fall Apart and even Organix while maintaining a newer, never attempted direction all at once. The album is seamless. One can literally see the track change, however, you cannot HEAR it. Its flow eminates genius. One might compare its transitions and non-stop streaming to that of Dark Side of The Moon.
While The Roots remain the most under-rated band in hip-hop today, all fans agree: There Is no other Hip Hop act out there bringin it like this.
B-boy 1: Yo' sun you got dat' new Roots joint?
B-Boy 2: Word, sun.
B-Boy 1: Yo, spin dat shit B!
B-Girl : (to busy throwin' down to talk)

xPJx : The Roots Crew is The Illest!
Black Thought : No Doubt.

The Roots by James iz October 15, 2006