This person is a NERD they also have big eyes and like walking in circles after they have used the restroom if you see one take a picture
by CHOPFINGER December 06, 2021
Reading of a petition perform before signing it, to find out if you should support it or not, although the title is convincing. It's the final stage before signing a petition.
X: Did you just sign that petition ?
Y: Yes, why ?
X: You know better! Please do a bert-reading next time!!
Y: Why ?
X: Petitions can be very powerful and being attention to issues that we don’t know about... but I really need you to read some of these before signing. Some of them don’t be saying nothing and actually detract from grassroots organizations that are already doing the work.
Y: Yes, why ?
X: You know better! Please do a bert-reading next time!!
Y: Why ?
X: Petitions can be very powerful and being attention to issues that we don’t know about... but I really need you to read some of these before signing. Some of them don’t be saying nothing and actually detract from grassroots organizations that are already doing the work.
by jhumigas June 06, 2020
Pleasuring one's self to a novel or any form of text that doesn't involve another person. (Not to be confused with sexting)
by Creepy Guy in The Library October 16, 2011
you just wasted a few seconds reading this
you just wasted a few seconds reading this
by Big Nob Kyle October 30, 2019
A phrase coined by TikTok celeb Jen Hamilton. It refers to the red words in the New Testament of the Bible, which are words that Jesus himself said.
by Jadyn_Sage June 15, 2025
by Kob07 April 04, 2018