how to read

a parson that doesn't know how to read needs to read a tutorial about how to read...

freind: how to read?
me: go to school bruh
freind: but school teaches 98% useless information
me: that's kinda true

by your local department April 6, 2022

Half Read

When someone only reads half of something. Especially annoying during texting, leading to much confusion and miscommunication. Those jaded by this resort to phone calls for major planning, but this can be heavily resisted by introverts. They will not answer and then respond with a text, thus beginning a vicious cycle.

Bro #1: "Where you at?"
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game! -_-"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* My bad bro. I half read. Be there in 30.

by Yeti remains March 10, 2022

Read p

An insult to tell your friend who wears glasses or who just can’t see

Friend 1: What does that say I can’t see
Friend 2: ugh read p

by Dangerous golf ball June 13, 2021

Trump-read

Verb. To skim a written text, just to be able to claim you have read it, without actually understanding it.

Todd Trump-read Preacher, so that he could move on to more culturally significant comics, like Sleepwalker.

by CAPUSA October 8, 2018

read that again

A sentence used by pro-Palestinians on X (formerly Twitter) when they see shocking news about the 2023 Israel-Hamas war that pisses them off.

Israel thinks Hamas = Palestine. Read that again.

by Itz KittyPinkiez June 21, 2024

Ollie read

This guys is the biggest selfish kunt you can find. He has a small cock and no personality. The dude cuts himself and still cant come. His dad k-dawg is a legend but fuck me he got none of that. This Ollie guy is the biggest whorey fag you can find.

Girls stay away for children with the name 'ollie read'

girl; omg, that Ollie read guy is such a selfless cuck!!

other girl; omg I know right I bet he has a small penis

by Ollie read #1 hater August 18, 2025

read hard

a mentally or physically handicapped person on the censored internet

He wont get that. He is the biggest read hard I have ever seen.

by Sp1cYdRaGoN June 14, 2024