queef beetle

When a woman farts and the fart bubble gets stuck between her lips by her vagina, she must the wiggle her hips to try and pop the queef beetle or let it escape.

"Man I farted and now it's stuck in my crotch!"

"You just gotta wiggle the queef beetle out, Sarah."

by Apr.files February 16, 2020

Queef Before Beef

A declarative bon mot expressing allegiance to the sisterhood of the vaginally flatulent and antagonism towards chorizo-packing fuckboys.

Woman 1: He completely betrayed me
Woman 2: All you need is your girlfriends. Besides, Queef Before Beef!

by M10-2 May 22, 2020

queef_soup

queef_soup is super cool and deserves a lot more than they already have on tiktok 😯👍
THEYRE ALMOST AT 1000 FOLLOWERS TOO WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO

“queef_soup has the coolest videos 😆”

by secret mutual July 2, 2021

queef deef

when a woman queefs into a mans penis hole and he deefs into her ear

me and lily did a queef deef

by yoyungsu123 February 3, 2022

Queef baloney sandwich Muncher

An insult

You fucking Queef baloney sandwich Muncher

by Westieboyes August 1, 2022

Queef Hanger

Queef Hanger- 1. The sudden, unintended or unforeseen conclusion of a sexual act without gratification.

2. Turning in an assignment in anticipation of receiving a grade only to discover the teacher will be assessing your work at a later date.

3. Momentary distance from gratification.

Date night started with a real queef hanger; I can’t believe he forgot your in-laws were stopping by after work.

Friday queef hanger on the quiz? That’s the worst, I have to know if I made the Math team before Monday!
While the changing of the keg is far from the respite my liver may need, it is a welcomed queef hanger to the woes of my alcoholism.

by Chesapeake Charlie October 31, 2022

Queef Wellington

When a girl is wrapped in a blanket and Queefs inside of it, trapping the hot air inside for a warm center

"Dude, is Sam in that blanket on the couch?" "Yeah, she made a Queef Wellington in there"

by SamHateHer September 2, 2022