Punish

Someone that is a dork

Chiara is such a punish

by Tonks20000000000 October 20, 2008

the punisher

Similar to the shocker, the punisher involves 1 in the pink and TWO in the stink

Her poop chute is getting kinda loose, so I had to switch it up and throw the punisher!

by hobnob February 14, 2005

Sandwich purist

A person who prefers sandwiches that contain only meat and/or cheese, and sometimes sauces, while disdaining the presence of any vegetables or fruits, whether sliced, chopped, or leafy.

A ham sandwich with cheese is fine for a sandwich purist, as long as there is no lettuce, nor a tomato slice.

Synonyms: fatty food fanatic, non-vegan, gluten glutton.
Antonyms: vegetarian, vegan, sandwich eclectic, sandwich sophisticate.
Related words: hero, hoagie, grinder, submarine;
stickler, formalist, fussbudget, fusspot, idealist, nit-picker, quibbler.
Misspellings: sanwich, sandwitch, sandwish.

by LAlawMedMBA July 16, 2011

Domestic punishment

The act of beating your wife face with your erect penis

Honey! You didn't finish the dishes, get in here for your domestic punishment.

by Marstootall November 14, 2014

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is the father and hero of eastern Europe. Invading Ukraine was in the best interests of the Russian regime. This war will bring tremendous success to the Russian people. Ukraine is Russian territory, and it is Putin's job to fuck em' up. Putin also has created a strong economic and military alliance with the world ruler, Chinese Leader Xi Jinping. These two saints will work together in harmony to restore iron-fist leadership in every nation in the world. Joe Biden's testes are not large enough to compete with these gigachads.

Person A: Vladimir Putin is literally so awesome.
Guard: Good job. Your opinion appears to be in line with the requirements of the Kremlin. You will not be shot today.

by Definitions With Class August 11, 2022

punis

A penis that is inside the vagina of a female. When aroused by penile penetration, or other stimulation from fingers or tounge, the penis pops out, genraly forcing the parter out.

I was eating out her puss and then this dick just pops into mouth mouth..... She had a fucking punis!!

by Vag Masta March 11, 2003

Putin off

the act of putting something off in a Russian manner.

I'm Putin off my homework till tomorrow, I'd rather drink vodka

by Putinputinbulletinyou November 15, 2011