hobnob's definitions

cockinstall

When one installs their penis into their FreeBSD machine's floppy, CD-ROM/-RW, DVD-ROM/-RW drive in order to receive pleasure. In some cases, this may cause damage to one's machine.

I "cockinstall"ed The GIMP twice last night. Hoo-FUCKING-rah for me.

by HoBnOb December 8, 2002

cock punch

To attack another person with your penis, generally in a humourous manner.

I cock punched her in the face.

by hobnob August 11, 2003

shisno

Q. What is the most foul-smelling animal on your planet?
A. A skunk.
Q. Does a skunk defecate?
A. Yes.
Q. And does the skunk's defecation in turn produce its own excrement?
A. Ew, no.
Q. Then there is no equivalent for shisno in your language.

www.redvsblue.com

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
You are.
You are, who?
You are a dirty dirty shisno. Ha Ha Ha.

by hobnob April 9, 2005

mushroom smack

Smacking one's penis off one's girlfriend's body.

I'm gonna mushroom smack you, you fag!

by hobnob August 11, 2003

sucj

enossel does this for a living

Hi my name on IRC is enossel. You know why? 'Cause i SUCJ.

by hobnob July 24, 2004

the punisher

Similar to the shocker, the punisher involves 1 in the pink and TWO in the stink

Her poop chute is getting kinda loose, so I had to switch it up and throw the punisher!

by hobnob February 14, 2005

shugarböm

The Danish word for a girl with a "sweet ass"

Elisha Cuthbert has a shugarböm... it has got to be THE sweetest ass I've seen in my life!

by hobnob September 29, 2004