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Post Function. The event that immediately follows a party or event. Includes only a sub-set of original attendees. Typically this is the primary source of embarrassing tales of debauchery and over-consumption of alcohol; however, it not to be missed. See afterparty. Derived from pre funk.
Mike: Holla, holla y'all. Post Funk at the Ironhead!

Matt: Word, yo! That place is off the hook!

(The two, and accompanying friends proceed to the aforementioned watering hole)
by twood August 20, 2007
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post-chaste

That pure, fleeting moment after your first sexual experience when it still hasn't settled that you're no longer a virgin.
"Yo woman let's do it again!"
"Quiet, don't ruin this for me, I'm post-chaste."
"Well, hurry girl - I wanna get real nasty."
by Desmond White February 18, 2010
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Post Truth

A politically correct phrase for “fake news” or “alternative facts”—a hypocrite’s or Pharisee’s word for “bullshit.”
Thanks to their Bullshitter-in-Chief, most morally bankrupt GOP members have been lying comatose on their bed of post truths even before the pandemic struck.
by Fasters May 20, 2022
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general post

Post that isn’t connected to anything or anyone just a though
I was talking to micheal about how I wanna get rich before everybody is and he got a offended it’s just a general post
by Jungle bean September 13, 2020
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Inceptshit posting

"Hey man, I'll be back in about 15 minutes. I gotta drop a loan and do some inceptshit posting from the toilet."
by Mi General March 11, 2016
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Post-Trap

"Post-Trap" denotes a broad spectrum of active artists who saw success following Trap Rap's initial wave of underground popularity from the early 2000s to the mid 2010s. By 2015, artists began to diversify the genre through forgoing its lyrical and sonic similarities with Gangsta Rap, choosing instead to prioritize melody, atmosphere, and experimentation. This change in direction was accompanied by a wide array of influences such as Pop Rap, Experimental Hip Hop, Post-Industrial, Cloud Rap, Alternative R&B and Synthpop.

While technically proficient lyricists are not uncommon, performances are typically simplified and often centered around a singular hook, with autotune and reverb being used to enhance the music's atmospheric and melodic qualities. The application of autotune to the performer's voice in a pop context is an aesthetic choice largely borrowed from Kanye West and Kid Cudi's late 2000s output, whom many have cited as having a sizeable impact on their music.
Examples for post-trap artists: Playboi Carti, Pi'erre Bourne, Lil Uzi Vert, Travis Scott, Sheck Wes, Smokepurpp, Valee, Gunna
by iceyspicy September 12, 2019
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post-roast

The act of cleaning your mouth and your asshole at the same time.
Hey Cedric, or Fredrick, could one of you please fetch me a beach towel so I post-roast in one fluid motion?
by Liquid Alf & Jim 'The Knuckle' February 9, 2014
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