When a young lady gets cum on her belly, does not wash her hands, then cooks a delicious pork dinner for strangers.
Damn, that swine was good, but I can't believe that pork trotter didn't even wash her hands before cooking!
by pork gal July 22, 2011
An old ladies fanny: You got to chew through the crust and lick off the jelly to get to the meat. .like a pork pie.
Dickhead 1: Fuck me she's fit!
Dickhead 2: Noway! She must be about 70, I bet she's got a proper pork pie!
Dickhead 1: . .And? All the more flavour. *Licks Lips*
Dickhead 2: Noway! She must be about 70, I bet she's got a proper pork pie!
Dickhead 1: . .And? All the more flavour. *Licks Lips*
by Superjimmeh February 17, 2009
When a dude takes his penis (balls included) out and smashes them onto a window for all on the other side to see. Typically performed at a bar or club.
by Jimmy Odoul April 19, 2006
Pork which has the metallic tangy taste of blood, which is bitter like stale tears, devouring such pork whilst watching Maury Povich.
by Zannahq February 11, 2010
by Funfairy April 30, 2013
Pork Shutters are much like camel toes...when you can see you can see the inmprint of a womans pussy thru her pants.
by John Barth May 29, 2008