pork flap

excess skin hanging from the pussy
See beef curtain

Dude, ur moms pork flap is huge!

by Andy K March 28, 2004

Pork Pie

An old ladies fanny: You got to chew through the crust and lick off the jelly to get to the meat. .like a pork pie.

Dickhead 1: Fuck me she's fit!
Dickhead 2: Noway! She must be about 70, I bet she's got a proper pork pie!
Dickhead 1: . .And? All the more flavour. *Licks Lips*

by Superjimmeh February 17, 2009

pork chop

When a dude takes his penis (balls included) out and smashes them onto a window for all on the other side to see. Typically performed at a bar or club.

John gave the girls in Sigma Mu a pork chop.

by Jimmy Odoul May 1, 2006

Pork Crackling

Spanking or caning your pig or boys rump untill it's red, hot and blisterd

Me and Peter agent home together last night, I turned him to Pork Crackling with my cane!

by Daledoom August 30, 2020

pork special

Analingus performed by or on a large woman.

Woman: "Do you want the pork special?"
Dan: "Uhh....yeah."

by The TECHer April 30, 2010

canned pork

Reference to Spam, but with an internet context, such as a "spam" topic on a forum.

That new user's post was nothing but canned pork.

by Ozzy_Oswalt January 14, 2008

Pork-chopping

To look at person as if looking at a tasty, juicy pork-chop

I went to a birthday party last night and this guy was pork-chopping me the whole time!

by JoshGuar February 8, 2015