Poo Stab

To infiltrate the anus, often by force. May happen to either male or female.

I would like to Poo Stab her.
I heard he was a Poo Stabber.
Ouch - I got Poo Stabbed.

by Jared May 25, 2004

Sigma Poo

Knickname for Sigma Nu fraternity. Used in a completely endearing way. Also referred to as Sigma Who? and Snu's. Sigma Boo on Halloween.

You won't get raped at their parties.

Girl #1: Those guys are so cool, what frat are they in?
Girl #2: Oh, they're my Sigma Poo's!

by Snuforeverrrr January 29, 2012

shitty poo

When you poo and it takes forever to clean it up or there is lots of shit in your poo.

I had taco bell last night and I had an extreme shitty poo.

by elledit August 12, 2011

drinkie poo

Having just a little drink

Have a drinkie poo with me randy.

by Asapjoey July 1, 2017

poo-turn

When one initially goes to urinate only to realize the pressure applied is pushing feces dangerously close to exiting the anus, requiring a quick turnaround into the sitting position.

Phenomenon is almost solely observed in males, although is occasionally practiced by females in hardcore porn.

It was quite embarrassing having to make a poo-turn from the urinal to the stall at the office.

by SHLA May 20, 2011

Cuckoo poo

When someone is passed out or asleep and someone else pulls down their underwear and takes a shit in it before pulling the underwear back up so when they wake up they think they've shit themselves. Can also be done in their bed.

My lightweight mate crashed out after some beers and luckily was face down on the sofa, too good an opportunity to miss. I had a turd on the cusp so pulled his kecks down and laid a cuckoo poo in them. I then pulled his pants back up and smothered it in before slapping him awake shouting 'you dirty bastard, look what you've done, you've stunk out the room!!". Mortified he didn't show his face for a while and still thinks my cuckoo poo was his.

by Jean Dom February 25, 2010

Poo brew

Noun (poooo broooo)

Poo brews are farts that occur when a turd has formed in the butt-chamber, and is waiting for departure. The gas from your body has to pass through this turd which acts like a filter made out of shit. Thus causing the fart to smell extremely bad

Sorry dude. That's farts gonna smell really bad. I've got a total poo brew right now

by Coolcandy August 28, 2014