Poo Stab

To infiltrate the anus, often by force. May happen to either male or female.

I would like to Poo Stab her.
I heard he was a Poo Stabber.
Ouch - I got Poo Stabbed.

by Jared May 25, 2004

Sigma Poo

Knickname for Sigma Nu fraternity. Used in a completely endearing way. Also referred to as Sigma Who? and Snu's. Sigma Boo on Halloween.

You won't get raped at their parties.

Girl #1: Those guys are so cool, what frat are they in?
Girl #2: Oh, they're my Sigma Poo's!

by Snuforeverrrr January 17, 2012

shitty poo

When you poo and it takes forever to clean it up or there is lots of shit in your poo.

I had taco bell last night and I had an extreme shitty poo.

by elledit August 09, 2011

drinkie poo

Having just a little drink

Have a drinkie poo with me randy.

by Asapjoey July 01, 2017

poo-turn

When one initially goes to urinate only to realize the pressure applied is pushing feces dangerously close to exiting the anus, requiring a quick turnaround into the sitting position.

Phenomenon is almost solely observed in males, although is occasionally practiced by females in hardcore porn.

It was quite embarrassing having to make a poo-turn from the urinal to the stall at the office.

by SHLA April 28, 2011

poo fright

Nervous about the thought of pooping and someone hearing you, and or walking in after smelling your deed. This results in an anxiety of only being able to poop in ones own house, preferably with no one in the house.
/or leaving skid marks in someone else's bowl.

person 1: "want to stay at mine tonight?"
person 2: "nah i can't"
person 1: "why not? are you busy?"
person 2: "i have some things to attend to..."
person 1: "..... i know about your poo fright."
person 2: " :( "

by psilosimon January 15, 2010

poo gremlins

The excrement build up that accumulates when you don't clean your toilet for a couple weeks.

"We've gotta do something about the crapper – it's got poo gremlins."

by kong kong is long July 21, 2009