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Peanut's Weather 

A gloomy day similar to the weather on a Charlie Brown cartoon.
We're having Peanut's weather again today, its so dreary I just want to stay in.
Peanut's Weather by Jinde Kush October 15, 2014
A simple sex move, it involves the 69 position but both parties involved place peanut butter on their man and lady bits, and you henceforth lick the peanut butter off like dogs
"How did it go with Jenna last night?"
"Great we fucked and she gave the best peanut 69 I ever had!"
peanut 69 by Stinksta December 12, 2014

peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand which 

When you put peanut butter and jelly on your shlong and anally rape a man. This term was first used in the adult swim show the boondocks.
Bob has a really juicy ass. I really wanna give him a peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand which.

peanut butter jelly 69 

When you eat your spouse is booty with peanut butter while they eat your booty with jelly
Hey baby let's PBJ69 (peanut butter jelly 69)

peanut stuffer

Sticking peanuts up your anus so that your flatulence smells like peanuts
Wow! Shawn passed gas, but I'm confused because it smells like peanuts. He must be a peanut stuffer.
peanut stuffer by Kayowa April 12, 2016

peanut butter snail 

The tiny dingleberry after you wipe that just wont leave, but leaves a trail.

Ex. "Sometimes when I wipe, I'll wipe and i'll wipe and i'll wipe, a hundred times. Still poop . Still poop. It's like i'm wiping a marker or something." - Andy;The Office
Dammit Tom, I keep wiping but I swear I have a peanut butter snail down there!
peanut butter snail by Clam_Jam September 9, 2016