pen merchant

A football player that only scores from penalty kicks, i.e. Pionel Pepsi

During the World Cup, Papa Infantino gave Lionel Messi 5 penalties and the dwarf managed to score four. He's such a pen merchant! No team in football history has ever been awarded five penalties in one world cup!

Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history

by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023

Five Pens Challenge

The act of inserting five pens into your vagina. Usually done whilst watching an episode of Keeping Up Appearances but this is not a set rule.

"She did the Five Pens Challenge while she was home alone one day."

by Chumlee Johnson November 20, 2023

Scratcher Pen

A small, battery-powered, rotary tattoo machine that uses cartridges instead of standard tattoo needles. Compared to standard rotary and coil machines, these machines are lighter, easier to use, and cost less, making them popular among amateur tattoo "artists" or scratchers.

While these machines do have their place and are useful for styles like fine line or tiny tattoos, the low price and ease of use makes them popular among amateur artists who really should not be tattooing anything.

Jim bought a scratcher pen off Amazon and started doing tattoos from his dorm room.

by Four Loko Frat Guy December 25, 2023

Licking Someones Pig Pen

Cunnilingus

A: Whats rosie doing over there?
B: She's just licking someones pig pen

by mrtallguy May 3, 2023

Pen

The shorter way of saying penis, just like how Richard is the long way of saying dick.

Hand me a pen stepbro

by Your Mother's fucker May 10, 2023

pen

a usually around 6 inch long, sometimes thin and sometimes thick, kind of plastic pole that has an ink tube inside wich allows the user to write on paper. it is mostly used to torture kids by making them write and learn thing which are not needed in life for 12+ years. though, it can be used in fun ways. for example, spinning a pen casts some sort of magic that makes time go by faster, even if a little bit.

can you teach me how to spin my pen?

by pen spinner December 3, 2023

klicky klicky pen

a klicky pen is a pen that is klicky and when boy needs a pen they say give me a klicky klicky pen and they ask everyone for a klicky klicky pen

he ava can i have a klicky klicky pen pleaseeeeeeeee

by ILOVECRIS December 13, 2023