Zen Fang Lai

Zen Fang Lai is the word used to describe when your asshole is full and is clogged. Zen Fang Lai is also a verb which may be used to describe the smashing of one's keyboard, permanently damaging its keys due to Brawlhalla.

Synonym: crongful

"I can't play league, I'm Zenfanglai."
"Fk! I just lost a custom game to Russell and Zen Fang Lai'd."

by knightrider108 May 20, 2020

lay the lumber

To take a poop; to drop a deuce.

Man, after that dinner I am going to have to lay the lumber!

by Da_Real_One_69 February 13, 2016

Dan Lay syndrome

(n) - a disease in which the infected grows strength, chivalry, and, as described in medical terms, a "whopping pair of cajones". Infection produces interesting side effects, however, including increased amounts of testosterone (which leads to increased female attraction, specifically those of the blonde persuasion), improved ability to recognize pitches (see "perfect pitch"), and even lack of cohesive thought. Based off of multiple figures with the same pseudonym functioning out of locations such as Los Angeles CA, Ridgewood NJ, and Boston MA.

Guy #1: Dude, how was your Friday night?

Guy #2: Man, I swear I must've gotten Dan Lay syndrome; I met the hottest blonde chick, convinced her to give me a blumpkin, and then she offered to pay me afterwords for how good it was!

Guy #1: ...well, fuck.

by Too many anons October 31, 2011

to lay the smack down

Verb: to say a severely harsh comment to someone and offend them so badly they cannot look at you.

commonly used phrase: The smack down has been brought.

When Amar told Ned that he needed three sweaters to be sown together to make one of Ned's socks, he layed the smackdown so badly that Ned could not look at Amar for three weeks.

by Prophet Samuel December 08, 2004

Lay that pussy out

when a woman plans to give up some sex

damn gurl when are you going to lay that pussy out?

Go head and lay that pussy out!

Lay that pussy out!!

by lil nasty February 11, 2010

Laying Fatty Pipe

When one begins engaging in sexual activities with multiple individuals after a certain event.

Tom: Once I get these braces off I'm going to be laying fatty pipe like there is no tomorrow.

George: Well, now that I am divorced I can lay fatty pipe to whoever I want and whenever I want.

by S-on-my-D November 02, 2009

lay some pie

To have sex with somebody

Bob: did you lay some pie last night?
Jason: mhm 😏
Bob: was it fun?
Jason: oh yeah 😏

by scandalous much March 24, 2022