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nose noodle

When you pick your nose, and a bogie is attached to both your nose and finger simultaneously and is very very long and refuses to let go
Kyle picked his nose and a nose noodle came out
by AdolfStalinKhanMalema November 29, 2015
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Noodle Tits

Tits that have long nipples
" I pulled down her shirt and she had noodle tits"
by XXXSuckMyFuckXXX April 2, 2016
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noodle night

Two or more men engaging in homosexual penile activities during the nighttime.
Steven and Patrick engaged in a rough noodle night session last friday evening!
by I-h-a-v-e-m-u-n-c-h-i-e-s August 28, 2019
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warm noodle

When it’s cold outside and you get a boner that goes down against your leg, feeling like a warm noodle.
Me: Dude i was outside and my warm noodle came again.
by crustmeister December 18, 2017
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Douche-noodle

A cross between a douchebag and a wet noodle
Look at that douche-noodle who cut us off ?? Now they’re driving in front of us like, a granny driving home from Sunday church.
by Kel82 January 13, 2018
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Noodle Groovin'

When someone on drugs cant stop moving. Dancing without any music in a herky jerky manor. Tweaking, twitching, etc.
This crazy meth head bitch was noodle groovin' so hard in front of walmart that she failed to notice how naked she was
by elsbeth April 22, 2020
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Extra Noodle

The extra skin at the end of one's penis that can hold an assortment of things in it, one such thing being cottage cheese or sour cream...mmmm yum. One of the many perks of being uncut.
Be sure to pullback the extra noodle when you pee or when you're in the shower so you can clean the whole noodle! :)
by nadnerByorluM@ April 25, 2020
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