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Chuck Norris

the real question here is, what isn't Chuck Norris?
When God first made creation, on the first day he made Chuck Norris and let Chuck Norris take care of the rest.
by Chun Kuk Do December 28, 2010
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I pray to Chuck Norris every night for salvation
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lando norris

have you heard of lando norris?
yeah, he’s a twat x
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chuck norris

a man who instead of having a chin under his beard, he acually has another fist
did you know that under chuck norris' beard, instead of a chin there's actually another fist?
by partybear December 27, 2008
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Chuck Norris on being wet.
When Chuck Norris takes a bath, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck.
by Jorsie December 9, 2007
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After saying stupid stuff, Timmy got chuck norrised
by Sam Schley October 2, 2007
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god.
chuck as all mighty powers and created the earth
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
by Chuck norris slave September 23, 2007
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