Chuck Norris

the real question here is, what isn't Chuck Norris?

When God first made creation, on the first day he made Chuck Norris and let Chuck Norris take care of the rest.

by Chun Kuk Do December 28, 2010

Chuck Norris

A communist killing God

I pray to Chuck Norris every night for salvation

by Jackjonny5 November 3, 2016

lando norris

twat x

have you heard of lando norris?
yeah, he’s a twat x

by sheiIa-smith February 3, 2022

chuck norris

a man who instead of having a chin under his beard, he acually has another fist

did you know that under chuck norris' beard, instead of a chin there's actually another fist?

by partybear December 27, 2008

chuck norris

Chuck Norris on being wet.

When Chuck Norris takes a bath, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck.

by Jorsie December 9, 2007

chuck norris

the act of kicking ones ass

After saying stupid stuff, Timmy got chuck norrised

by Sam Schley October 2, 2007

chuck norris

god.
chuck as all mighty powers and created the earth

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

by Chuck norris slave September 23, 2007