muddy submarine

(n) the act of releasing fecal matter while performing anal with your girlfriend/boyfriend while the male genitalia is currently inserted in the anus.

Verb tense: muddy-submarined

Bro....my girlfriend let me muddy submarine her last night, she can't move now....great success!

Or...

Jim, my girlfriend just gave me a muddy submarine and now I can't walk or sit down.... not great success

by The Red October March 20, 2017

Muddy Johnson

When you get shit-dicked with pungent diarrhea. The kind that stings the nose and causes the eyes to water.

"I was on a Tinder date the other day and it went horrible. We had lunch at Taco Bell and she ended up giving me a Muddy Johnson later that night."

by Fructussy October 17, 2025

Bloody Muddy

When a women is on her period and has diarrhea.

What took so long in the bathroom.

I had to do a bloody muddy.

by Pampermebae88 July 18, 2022

Muddy Buddy

When you take a Zyn and place it inside of a baggie of coke and shake it up, coating the Zyn in cocaine powder before you deck it.

Greg: *You down for a Muddy Buddy before we hit the slopes?*
Ryan: *Oh, absolutely. Imma be shaking like a Mexican Jumping Bean.*

by stinkmeanerinbetweenher February 8, 2024

Muddy Columbian

When one drinks a used Coffee Enema

"I just had a Muddy Columbian, it's my favorite drink for in the morning"

I drank a Muddy Columbian this morning

by OldHunterRuby January 30, 2022

muddy pipe

anal sex

theres a rumor jane gave jake a muddy pipe

by pepeir March 27, 2024

Muddy Curtain

A muddy curtain is when you lick an asshole after a shit but before a shower.

I knew it was meant to be when she let me give her a muddy curtain after she competed in a chili eating contest.

by Muddycurtains December 14, 2023