moscow

A place with nice tourist attractions like the Kremlin and Bolshoi Teatre but otherwise really awful living conditions with all the subway bombings,high pollutions and unusually high crime rate.A place where you want to get the fuck out as soon as possible,motherland or not.

Dude,lets go and experience the 'awesome' city that is Moscow!Yeeeehawwww!!

by masterpangu January 7, 2005

moscow

to shanghai and drink seedy vodka at the same time.
i.e. to masturbate, cry and drink seedy vodka at the same time. a fine, classy art.

Person 1: I was moscowing when I passed out. My dad walked in and I had to explain to him why I had a bottle of Safeway Select Vodka in one hand and my penis in the other. He also noticed that my sheets weren't just wet with my man juice.

Person 2: It's ok man! There ain't nothin' wrong with that. Them russians do it all the time! Sometimes they even red moscow to see the blood flow freely and make life more colorful.

by sexytime April 21, 2006

moslow

Fat williamsville kid who somehow can play frisbee. Also, eats alot of pie. Known for sitting on couch and eating. Doing nothing.

" Way to be a Moslow"

by Ashley February 22, 2005

Molson Scale

The amount of beers a man has to drink before he beds a woman.

The hot girl in psych class has a Molson scale of 0 to 1, whereas your elderly grandmother has a Molson scale of 25.

by Dansky Kral February 22, 2011

Missouri

Missourah if you're a local! Home of the the Gateway to the West. Northern Missourah is very Midwestern while Southern Missourah is very Southern.

Missouri is known as the Show Me State.

by Eastermister September 6, 2016

massorgy

Massages involving large groups of people

Sam took part in a massorgy on the large outdoor bed.

by Calilove31 April 17, 2017

Missouri Compromise

When you kiss a girl who is chewing a type of tobacco much stronger than your own. Such as Skoal vs. Kodiak

Andrew: Yeah dude, I was makin' out with Carly last night and she gave me the Missouri compromise.
Chris: Bummer, what was she dippin?
Andrew: She was chewing a cope, grizzly mix.
Chris: I'm sorry bro, that's a bummer.

by CAGP June 22, 2010