Spank the Midget 

An act that marks the beginning of the end of a once successful career. Inspired by the artist, Miley Cyrus, when she brought midget back-up dancers on stage only to spank their tiny heinies.

Similar to the phrase, "Jump the Shark," coined when the character Fonzie water-skied over a shark in the hit show, "Happy Days." This episode was the epitome of a show losing ratings and resorting to desperate acts to raise view counts.

Britney Spears is going to spank the midget by going to Vegas.

Spank the Midget by Jiggle Monkey September 22, 2013

emo-midget 

Someone below the height of five foot, with the attitude that you're amazing, when really you hate yourself and cry in dark corners and nobody likes you.

Look at that emo-midget crying in the corner. She's so short and apathetic that she reminds me of a lost, homely puppy, that should be put asleep.

emo-midget by Maria Garlowich April 13, 2009

mental midget 

President George W. Bush

George W. Bush is such a mental midget

mental midget by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus November 2, 2007

FRIENDLESS MIDGET 

tom

tom is a FRIENDLESS MIDGET

FRIENDLESS MIDGET by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009

Big Midget 

somebody who is bigger than the average midget, but smaller than the average person

omg look its that Big Midget from Fold!!

Big Midget by BM-Fold February 13, 2009

chocolate oreo midget fornication 

When a black midget woman and a white midget man have consensual sex. The white midget man pulls out and cums in the black midget womans mouth. Then the white midget man slaps the black midget woman on the back of the head causing the black midget woman to spit the cum everywhere.

Lets watch that porn called chocolate oreo midget fornication...

chocolate oreo midget fornication by chocolate meatlocker April 25, 2010

Sweet Midget Nipples! 

Used as an exclaimative remark.

Johnny: Check out that chick's rack.
Dave: Sweet Midget Nipples! Those suckers are huge!

Sweet Midget Nipples! by Matthew J. Pieper September 15, 2008