Brendan Martin

ugliest motherfucker in the world such a fucking pussy

Ew man look at that guy, he looks like a fucking Brendan martin

by I’m a cowboy not a surfer August 18, 2019

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Ari Martin

A stupid hoe

Man that Ari Martin is a stupid hoe

by Metal gear erretion October 7, 2019

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Josh Martin

(Doggy Bro Member)

A Doggy Bro Is A Highly Classified Dangerous Gang

Josh Martin Is A True Doggy Bro

by Josh Hates D***Y October 9, 2019

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Lizzy martin

A whore who will sleep with your boyfriend with no cares given at all. Will sleep with anyone who comes her way.

john: so who is jim cheating on you with?

Sara: oh definitely a Lizzy martin

by Bucklebuni October 15, 2019

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A barnacle connoisseur, a very close talker, slurps on oysters regularly at random gay bars around the US. Known as M M for short , few if not zero have tasted his martini and remembered about it the next day. Some people still kinda like him mostly because he was the sole reason Bill Cosby's barnacles were removed, this is also partly how he got his nickname (Martin Martini) Bill crosbty taught M M everything he knew, some even say M M has surpassed Bill Crosty in his drug and fuck abilities. If you so much as catch a glimpse of the actual M M in person close your eyes and mouth, bow your head and start praying... it is out of your control, if for some reason he decides to not drug and fuck you consider yourself one of the luckiest people breathing on earth right now with the odds of being struck by lightening in your lifetime is 1 in 3,000. the odds that you make it out of that fag bar undrugged and unfucked by M M are about 666 in 666,666,666 Not like you'd know if you've been drugged or fucked anyways M M does a great job at cleaning up and has had many years to profect his work.

"Hey Jim do you remember that one guy we met at the bar last night, he would talk real close and his breath smelled like your sister pussy?"
"No bill i didn't even remember waking up yesterday" *Intro scene for CSI: Miami*(case of the forgotten Martin Martini)

by Jim brown eye August 17, 2016

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