Martin Partinism

A Religion started on a comic website in the Garfield section, it was probably created by a random Gen-Z guy, but nobody really understands it because half the commenters on the website are boomers.

Fred: Some weirdo created "Martin Partinism" where a random guy named Martin Partin is the supreme divine being of the universe.
Bill: Wow! That's the most sane thing i've ever heard about that website in years!

by IntergalactalEnergy February 24, 2023

Leo Martin

Someone you can seriously love. He is amazing at art and has good taste in music; he prefers to read/analyze music lyrics instead of the chords that play in the background. He is extremely considerate and can never say no, (which he thinks is a burden) but is seriously heartwarming. We know he tries hard, and everyone has always admired the large spectrum of stuff he could put his mind to, and the outcome will be great. Everyone hopes one day they can tell him how they feel but they feel like he is too good for anyone. To any of the Leo Martins out there, hope you know that the world knows of your efforts and that you are loved.

I have never heard of anyone going by that, the only Martin I know is Leo Martin.

by ASafetyPin April 19, 2022

Martin Martini

A barnacle connoisseur, a very close talker, slurps on oysters regularly at random gay bars around the US. Known as M M for short , few if not zero have tasted his martini and remembered about it the next day. Some people still kinda like him mostly because he was the sole reason Bill Cosby's barnacles were removed, this is also partly how he got his nickname (Martin Martini) Bill crosbty taught M M everything he knew, some even say M M has surpassed Bill Crosty in his drug and fuck abilities. If you so much as catch a glimpse of the actual M M in person close your eyes and mouth, bow your head and start praying... it is out of your control, if for some reason he decides to not drug and fuck you consider yourself one of the luckiest people breathing on earth right now with the odds of being struck by lightening in your lifetime is 1 in 3,000. the odds that you make it out of that fag bar undrugged and unfucked by M M are about 666 in 666,666,666 Not like you'd know if you've been drugged or fucked anyways M M does a great job at cleaning up and has had many years to profect his work.

"Hey Jim do you remember that one guy we met at the bar last night, he would talk real close and his breath smelled like your sister pussy?"
"No bill i didn't even remember waking up yesterday" *Intro scene for CSI: Miami*(case of the forgotten Martin Martini)

by Jim brown eye August 17, 2016

Brendan Martin

ugliest motherfucker in the world such a fucking pussy

Ew man look at that guy, he looks like a fucking Brendan martin

by I’m a cowboy not a surfer August 18, 2019

martins mill

Martins Mill is a small town that has a particularly high rate of incest. Also used to tell someone they look inbred.

Man she looks like someone from Martins Mill.

by Delolla May 21, 2018

Devin Martin

Devin Martin is the most common homosexual name in the US

" Hey my names Devin Martin and I'm round and gay!'

by orderlymayham April 29, 2019

Maci Martin

Maci Martin is the best person you will ever meet. She is beautiful without trying, and loves to be around people. Maci cares for everyone, especially her friends. Maci is clumsy, but in a funny-cute way to where you'll love it. Maci Martins aren't the best at math. If you ever find a Maci Martin in your life never let her go because she is the best thing that God ever created.

"Is that Maci Martin over there? Cause she is the best thing I ever laid eyes on."

by EnglishAndMatAreHard January 10, 2019