Virginian mayonnaise turkey

When you put mayonnaise in a turkey baster, stick said baster in your partners anus, and expel the mayonnaise, and they shit it out.

Oh yeah I gave the wife the Virginian mayonnaise turkey, it wasn’t pretty.

by Ghost9467486 July 28, 2025

practicing her madonna look

Way to old for the many sexual acts you do to please others.

Looks like grandma's back to practicing her madonna look.

by definedayone May 4, 2015

mikey's mayonnaise

Cum or sperm from a man named Mikey mixed in with mayonnaise to create a sex lube

I jacked off using Mikey's mayonnaise.

by Mikey Beltz March 1, 2017

Olive Oil Mayonnaise

White, basic, and nobody likes it

Eww, she’s a olive oil mayonnaise, disgusting.

by Sirswagsoften4:2069 February 27, 2019

lerciata la madonna

An a italian parol dat use to bhe rude and emotional at the same time . Colorful unit!

cigolo un botto lerciata la madonna...
nos on me lerciata la madonna
madonna saraspagliata

by CRACKMOLESTO March 1, 2019

99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.

"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019

khakis and mayonnaise

Rich white boring privileged dullards with zero imagination.

Joan: Did you go see Harvard last weekend or Stanford?
Jane: It doesn’t matter, it was all khakis and mayonnaise anyway so it sucked.

by come_at_me_bros May 7, 2021